List Of Short Simple Facts (LOSS F)™

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We cannot afford to lose the letter F, for if we did, well then, just what would we do? We might not be able to spell for beans.
Let me say that again.

We cannot aord to lose the letter “eff” or i we did, well then, just what would we do? We might not be able to spell or beans.
Oh dear, I have made two errors there, using that letter! What was I thinking? Do not answer, it is rhetorical (I could not use that letter to say or). Let me say that again.

We cannot aord to lose the letter “e” or i we did, well what woould we do?
Let me say that again.

Maybe I got my right ritualistic rites going on, doing it right with that write written that way. None of that letter. If we lost that letter, we could take one key on our keyboard and use it for other things. I meant “or” other things without that letter in it when I cannot spell for or without it being wrong missing that letter when I spell for or. (get it?)

So then it might be bad to say, “UCK YOU” charlie?

I forgot that list. Short. Factual. They mentioned how we need to start shooting at some seals that are rather insistant at pursuing their mostly natural food supply in dangerous ways (dangerous to themselves, even) and they aren’t afraid of anything, not even us. This (the fact that they are boldly defiant of us, the humans) is probably not something we should actually tolerate too much. One reason that animals might want to consider that they (the seals) should be afraid of us (like when we make scary noises at them and chase them with spoons or broomsticks) since we might potentially want to kill them for reals and use their dead bodies for something. We might not really be wanting them to run away from the bullets. We just figure they should get “afraid” sooner or later, and it seems like “later” to us, anyhow.

That was only one fact. See? That is a really short list, isn’t it? What could possibly be shorter?
–g

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About Galen

Nearly over some hills, still a fool on whatever this thing is where I stand
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