Is Semen An Illegal Drug? (I SAID!!!)™

060728 (July 28, 2006) at 074514 (7:45 am) (Anagrams, Blogroll, Jokes, Just For Fun, Musings, Poetry, Rants, Retention, Vanity)

Is Semen An Illegal Drug? (I SAID!!!)™

How much cum could a bike champ gulp,
If a bike champ would gulp cum?

Test tossed a roan…

Bad ‘tude, a bone!

Where is the neck of the wood?

Let’s peak!

I said, is AID!

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Full Appreciation Requires Translation (FART)™

060726 (July 26, 2006) at 143508 (2:35 pm) (Anagrams, Blogroll, Jokes, Just For Fun, Musings, Poetry, Rants, Retention, Vanity)

 Full Appreciation Requires Translation (FART) 

What COLOR (do you suppose) is(are) rodeo odor(s)?

(don’t “do it” in your church… pew!)  chuckle…chuckle…chuckle…chuckle…

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[ full appreciation requires translation ]
 =
[ quiet particular internal professional
careful plans require total inspiration
oral participants fuller questionnaire
consequent appraisal fuller irritation
frequent all interior silicon apparatus ]
…

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‘Sup, plant?

060724 (July 24, 2006) at 124357 (12:43 pm) (Blogroll, Jokes, Just For Fun, Musings, Poetry, Retention, Vanity)

 Back in the old days, during the years of computer-covered-wagon-trains,
we would try to "type it out pretty" ourselves, rather than using any of
 several possible "fancy formatting" techniques to produce better looking
copy. Certainly, making things look "even better" is a great idea; usually
it then becomes the standard or "normal" thing to do, and the previous way
 of doing things becomes, at first, an odd way to do it, and then it turns
into an obscure custom, something that only those unwilling to change are
 found to be obsessively devoted to preserving, something of a crackpot to
be tolerated. And so it goes, again and again, that what was once free for
the asking becomes deplorably uncouth. Like what you are reading now, most
of what I know is from before, and not from recent times, and the worth of
 any of it seems as wonderful as ever. New ways, for me, are not meant to
replace the old ways unless the old ways were harmful or insufficient in
 some significant way such that replacement was called for to begin with.

                               Other-wise,
                         it is just some big shot
                        who came along and talked
                          you into running away
                            from home instead
                                of toward
                                   it.
                                    †

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